It's Time To Laugh

Hubby just forwarded me this email a while ago and thought of sharing it here. This is kinda cute and funny so read the whole thing...

A senior citizen in Texas bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind flowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down the Texas Interstate. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled
over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Texas State Trooper, I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

Draft GreenIQ- How Green Are You?

I love to visit and see a place that is clean and green. Yes I am a nature lover and I would love to live to a place where I can see and embrace the beauty of nature.

There’s a website I know where you can try quick quiz on how green you are. If you are interested to know your GreenIQ then take a Quick quiz that helps define how green you are and help you to Reduce your Environmental Impact!

GreenIQ is helping consumers fight global warming using a fun, fast, and scientifically created calculator that measures your GreenIQ then gives tips and product suggest to increase it.

GreenIQ offers life greening tips and a green gift guide for divas, techies, babies and puppies.

Below is one of the tips:

Use A Drip hose

Sprinklers may be a fun makeshift water park for the kids, but the amount of water loss is both expensive and damaging for the environment. Choose drip hoses to irrigate your gardens. Drip hoses work by allowing water to slowly seep out of small holes that target the roots of the plants- where they actually need the water- as opposed to the leaves, flowers, sidewalk, and all passing cars on the street.

Related Tips:

Conserve Water with River Rocks
Chef's Garden
Plant Native Plants
Consider a Fake Lawn!

Pinoy Jokes

This is a pinoy jokes my friend emailed me. This is the "Top 10 Reasons Forrest Gump Would Say If He’s Filipino". I am sure everyone knows or heard about Forrest Gump.

1. My name is Porrest, Porrest Goomp

2. Inay always said that life is like a balikbayan box

3. Lieutenant Dan! Putang ina mo!

4. Lieutenant Dan! Gusto mo ba ang sorbetes?

5. Me and Jenny went together like champorado and isda

6. Mr. President, iihi ako. Na saan ang “comfort room?”

7. My best friend Bubba knew everything there was to know about bagoong. “There’s bagoong with rice, bagoong with lemon juice, fried bagoong, bagoong at puto, etc.”

8. Those look like comfortable shoes. Sa Payless ba?

9. He invested my money in a prrooot company

10. Tanga is as tanga does.